i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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