my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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