they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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