Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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