I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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