i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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