So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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