we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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