I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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