So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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