My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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