sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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