do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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