sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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