I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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