...so i touched it.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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