i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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