we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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