party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
she smelled like a LAN party
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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