To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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