My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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