i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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