im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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