Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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