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Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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