This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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