This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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