no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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