Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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