the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
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