I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
you win again, gameday.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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