Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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