dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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