i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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