Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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