so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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