never play flip cup with pint glasses
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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