Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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