What should our trivia night team be named?
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I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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