I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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