I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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