dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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