She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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