are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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