Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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