Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I love you.
Bad choice
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