I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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