great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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