I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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