I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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