Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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