The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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