My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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