her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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