Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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