I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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