U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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