Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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