We won't sleep together?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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