Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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